UK TV Chart - w/e 22nd March 2009

Here's the rundown of the Top 20 most popular UK TV programmes or series for the week ending Sunday 22nd March 2009 collated from information compiled and presented by BARB. Note that figures for multi-episode TV broadcasts (ie soaps or other shows with more than one episode per week) are rounded up into an average figure for the series and are denoted in the chart by * News broadcasts are excluded from the figures.

1) Dancing On Ice (ITV1)...................11.31
2) Coronation Street (ITV1).................9.78 *
3) EastEnders (BBC1)........................8.30 *
4) Lewis (ITV1).............................7.54
5) Emmerdale (ITV1).........................6.88 *
6) Casualty (BBC1)..........................6.67
7) Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
(ITV1)......6.40
8) Law and Order: UK (ITV1).................6.24
9) Total Wipeout (BBC1).....................6.10
10) Rugby Six Nations (BBC1).................6.08 *
11) Holby City (BBC1)........................5.76
12) National Lottery Draws (BBC1)............5.52
13) Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV1)..............5.22
14) The Bill (ITV1)..........................5.01 *
15) Waterloo Road (BBC1).....................4.92
16) QI (BBC1)................................4.90
17) (Holloway (ITV1)..........................4.69
17) (The One Show (BBC1)......................4.69 *
19) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Five)....4.55
20) Rogue Traders (BBC1).....................4.50

Chart commentary: Another week with the soaps deposed from the number one slot - but a shame it's by a woeful celebrity skating competition, which sadly reminds us that the public's fascination for these tacky shows appears to be as strong as ever. The fourth series of ITV's Sunday night detective drama Lewis performs well - better than the overnights of 6.66 would have suggested - but the show's figures are well done on previous years. Will lewis be another victim of ITV's cutbacks or does it add a touch of affordable - and desperately-needed - class to Sunday nights on ITV? It's a dedcent week elsewhere for drama too; Law and Order continues to perform well and a rare and strong performance for BBC1 school stalwart waterloo Road which usually rates just over 4 million, not usually enough to make the Top 20. This week, at just under 5 million, it breaches the Top 20 for the first time in ages and justifies the BBC's recent decision to commission 20 more episodes for next year. Five hits the Top 20 withb a well-received episode of CSI - I don't follow the show but I believe Laurence Fishbourne has just taken over in the lead role which probably accounts for this sudden burst of interest. As expected, the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency is nowehere to be seen this week...its fall from episode one to two was so great it doesn't even figure in the BBC's Top 30 shows. Elsewhere Ant and Dec rally a bit for their final episode of the series but they're still worlds away from the high numbers they generated only a couple of years ago. next week's chart should see Top 20 positions for returning Robin Hood and Primeval, both of which scored similar overnight numbers so it'll be interesting to see which came out on top after timeshift. xpect around 6 million for both series.

Dr Who news...Planet of the Dead trailer on TV TONIGHT - plus episode airdate...

OO-ee-oooo!!! Just a quick word to the wise that tonight, just before 9pm (after Waterloo Road and before The Apprentice) BBC1 will be screening the first TV trailer for the forthcoming Dr Who Easter Special 'Planet of The Dead' which, incidentally, is now confirmed as scheduled for Saturday 11th April, 6.45pm to 7.45pm. A trailer for the episode has made its way onto YouTube so I've no idea if this is the trailer we'll be seeing tonight. Click and of the Video Bar images to the right to see the trailer RIGHT NOW...

UK TV Chart - w/e 15th March 2009

With apologies (yet again!) for the delay, here's rundown of the Top 20 most popular UK TV programmes or series for the week ending Sunday 8th March 2009 collated from information compiled and presented by BARB. Note that figures for multi-episode TV broadcasts (ie soaps or other shows with more than one episode per week) are rounded up into an average figure for the series and are denoted in the chart by * News broadcasts are excluded from the figures.


1) Comic Relief (BBC1)..........................9.84
2) Coronation Street (ITV1)......................9.82 *
3) EastEnders (BBC1).............................9.21 *
4) Kilamanjaro: The Red Nose Climb (BBC1)........9.20
5) Dancing On Ice (ITV1).........................9.03 *
6) Comic Relief Does The Apprentice (BBC1).......8.53
7) Wild At Heart (ITV1)..........................8.31
8) Let's Dance For Comic Relief (BBC1)...........8.26
9) Emmerdale (ITV1)..............................7.10 *
10) Comic Relief Does Top Of The Pops (BBC2)......7.09
11) Law And Order:UK (ITV1).......................6.61
12) Casualty (BBC1)...............................6.60
13) Lark Rise To Candleford (BBC1)................6.47
14) Antiques Roadshow (BBC1)......................6.11
15) No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency (BBC1)..........5.84
16) National Lottery draws (BBC1, Sat)............5.79
17) Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (ITV1)..5.59
18) Holby City (BBC1).............................5.52
19) Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV1)...................5.41
20) UEFA Champions League Football (ITV1, Tues)...5.29

Chart commentary: A definite 'Comic Relief' fund-raising vibe to the chart this week with no less than half of the Top Ten being composed of BBC Comic Relief-themed shows, from the long telethon itself narrowly edging out Coronation Street for the number one slot, to various other CR programmes - including a one-off Top of the Pops resurrection rating very well for BBC2. Yet still BBC1 won't think again about bringing back TOTP (without Fearne "wow, that was ama-zing" Cotton as host). Grr. Nice strong showing for the first episode of the No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency -but sadly ratings have tumbled badly in the subsequent weeks and the show now pulls in just over 3million. What's the problem? Well, purists may be annoyed that the episodes don't really capture the languid spirit of McCall Smith's beautiful books - the TV show is a bit too full of incident - and maybe Sunday night isn't the right slot of a show this laid back. Shame though. ITV's Law and Order continues to impress with well over 6 million turning in every week and Ant and Dec must be alarmed to see the last show of their series faring so badly, sending them drifting perilously close to the bottom end of the chart. Back to kid's TV with you!!

The next ratings update will be posted tomorrow....honest!

TV review: RAAAARGG!! Primeval's back...

In the beginning (which, for the purposes of this piece, was March 2005), there was Dr Who. And Lo it was good. It was very good. It was very popular. In time it begat Robin Hood and Merlin and, God forgive it, Demons. And ITV looked upon Dr Who and they thought "Verily, we'll have us a bit of that" and asked the bloke who created Walking With Dinosaurs to invent a new Saturday night family adventure series - a bit like Dr Who - and with lots of monsters in it. And that man (Tim Haines) teamed up with another man (Adrian Hodges) and they created Primeval. And it was all right. And enough people watched it and liked it to persuade ITV chiefs, when they were not throwing mad money at the likes of Ant, Dec, S*m*on C*w*ll and P**rs M*rg*n, to bring it back for a second series and - Hallelujah! - a third. And that third one came to pass and started last weekend and...oh, to Hell with it (ahem)...I've had enough of this dodgy Biblical stuff... Primeval's back and after the torment and torture of ITV's last Saturday night family-friendly fantasy Demons (shudder) it's nice to be back on safer, more familiar, less embarrassing territory...

Primeval is one of those shows for which the oft-used expression "it does what it says on the tin" might well have been invented. For those who've not seen the series, in broad terms it details the adventures of scientist Professor Nick Cutter (Douglas Henshall) who investigates 'anomolies' - twinkling, glittering 'holes' in Time - through which all sorts of savage prehistoric (and on occasion, futuristic) creatures make their way into the modern world and proceed to cause chaos. This is what happens in Primeval. Every week. And this is the show's core problem, really. It's an exciting format and it leads to all sorts of possibilities for all sorts of monsters - deadly insects, your traditional dinosaurs, sabre-tooths, crocodiles - but the problem is that the format is, by definition, a little bit self-limiting. It's not really too far wide of the mark to suggest that each and every episode of Primeval is more or less exactly the same. There's an anomoly, something comes through it, someone gets killed or maimed, Cutter and co turn up, there's a bit of a ruck, a bit of often-lovely CGI, Cutter and co chase the creature back where it came from. That's pretty much the plot of every episode of Primeval. But the show's makers have clearly realised that the format itself tends towards the repetitive and, since series two, the show has adopted the 'arc' principle so popular in most modern genre shows, introducing new characters, conspiracies, intrigue. It's worked to a greater or lesser extent and series two saw Cutter and his little gang recruited by the Arc Research Centre, headed up by sarky Home Office minister James Lester (Ben Miller on fine form) and the return of Cutter's wife Helen (Juliet Aubrey) whose 'disappearance' years before was the engine which drove much of the first series. Helen, as series three seems set to develop (at least in the short-term), has clearly been manipulating the 'anomolies' for her own purposes and now, it appears, has an army of cloned soldiers in her employ...

Series three kicked off with a pacey, lively little episode where...well....er...a creature escapes through an anomoly, Cutter and co chase it around for a bit and then....er...force it to go back where it came from. In some ways starting the new series with an episode which reminds the audience - and the last series finished a year ago so it's not unreasonable to imagine that some of the audience may have forgotten the nuts and bolts of the show's storytelling style - was probably a sensible move. There are hints of this year's arcs, of course - some sort of quest for an artefact which is clearly going to be of enormous narrative significance - but basically this first episode just set Cutter and his gang against a monster - a giant crocodile from Egyptian times, apparently - which threatens to wreak havoc across London. As an episode it's efficient and exciting and enjoyable - but it doesn't really relaunch the show with anything special. It just does what Primeval does. The new Dr Who series always makes an effort to start its new series each year with a bit of a 'bang' - a big, brash outrageous story which grabs it audience by the throat and screams 'Look, this is what we do, look how mad we are!' First episodes of new Who series seem to defy the audience to not watch the resut of the series. So watching Cutter and co take on a big crocodile as it trashes bits of London just seems a bit...been there, done that. It's not particularly big, it's not special, it doesn't really make the whole series must-see TV. All it really does is serve to underline the problems with Primeval and reminds the audience that, in actual fact, the show is just the same in the first episode of its third series as it was in the first of its first.

For the record, I'm firmly of the view that Primeval is a better, more consistently entertaining show than Robin Hood or Merlin - but that's purely a subjective viewpoint based on a preference for contemporary fantasy story-telling which puts real, modern people in extraordinary situations and entertains the audience by inviting them to see how they cope with something completely out of their sphere of experience. Robin Hood and Merlin, for all their modern sensibilities and production values, are far more 'samey' and derivative. Primeval seems to wear its shortcomings on its sleeve and, to be honest, isn't all that bothered about them. It's the place to go to see monsters on a Saturday night when Dr Who or The X Factor aren't on.


Primeval also isn't helped by its pretty undistinguished writing and its rather flat cast of characters. The scripts, required to do little else than introduce a new monster every week, don't have any particular dynamism; the characters speak the words which drive the story forward. But there's none of the beauty and lyricism of some of the best new Dr Who's, nothing in the stories which make you really think about the human condition. Lester has the coolest, snarkiest lines of dialogue and poor Douglas Henshall (with new wild man hair for the three episodes of series three he'll be in) is pretty much your generic scientist-cum-hero without any particular features which mark him out as anything other than your stone-faced leading man. His current sidekicks are even worse; ex-S Club 7 singer Hannah Spearitt plays Abby Maitland, a character so underwritten and underplayed (Spearitt barely seems to register on screen and often seems as if she's muttering her few lines of dialogue) she might as well not even be there and the goofy nerd character Connor (Andrewe Lee-Potts) gives it all he's got but he hasn't actually got very much apart form ther ability to get into tricky situations and then have a laugh about how stupid he is afterwards. But the first episode of series three seems to promise meatier stuff with the introduction of a new member to the team; Laila Rouss plays Dr Page, an Egyptologist/researcher who is persauded to join the Cutter crew when Cutter realises there might be a link between the creatures of myths and legends and the creatures which pop their heads through the anomolies and snarl a bit before being chased back. Episode two (written by Dr Who/Torchwood writer James Moran so may see an upswing in the quality of the show's writing) will see the introduction of another new character, a tough nonsense cop named Danny Collins who takes a bit too much of an interesting in the goings-on of the arc. With Cutter on his way out Collins, played by tough buy ator Jason Flemyng, may add a bit more steel to the show and give it a bit more of a pulse and a sense of purpose beyond its raison d'etre of parading snarling monsters across the screen every week.

It probably looks a bit as if I don't like Primeval but nothing cxould be further form the truth. It's a great big romp of a show, it's loads of fun for a Saturday night but, when those nights have, over the last few years, been the domain of the far more sophisticated and multi-layer Dr Who, Primeval's one-note yarns can be a bit wearing and simplistic and it's ard not to wish that the writers could find a way to broaden the show's ambition. But ultimately, despite ehw twists and turns and the odd developing narrative, at its heart Primneval's about monsters. That's what it does. And it's no bad thing. It's nice to have it back, keeping Dr Who's seat warm; it's a blessed relief after the dismal Demons and while it would be satisfying to imagine that the show's performance - it has around 6 million followers per week - would be enough to persuade "ITV chiefs" of its worth in the schedule, despite the fact it's probably a high-cost project. But news reaches me this very evening that Impossible Pictures, who make Primeval, have been told by ITV that a fourth series is no longer required and thus the extensive pre-production done for next year's series has been halted - although Impossible are, apparently, trying to find funding in America for a Stateside reboot of the series. This isn't confirmed yet but it doesn't surprise me - ITV are obviously keen to reposition themselves as the "reality/talent' Network with a bit of soap opera thrown in to their mix to fulfil its drama remit. So it looks like we'd better make the most of the next nine weeks of Primeval, enjoy its unpretentious pleasures and just go with the flow - I suspect it'll be a very long time before ITV commissions TV like this again for a Saturday or indeed any other night.

Easter TV Preview 2: Dr Who's scariest monster?

Much (well, some) has been made in the UK press about "the scariest Dr Who monster ever", set to appear in this Easter's sixty-minute Dr Who special 'Planet of the Dead'. Reliable UK tabloids (sarcasm mode engaged) promised terrifying fly-like aliens which, it was suggested, might even reappear throughout the rest of the special episodes this year/early next year (which seems unlikely now though). You may already have seen some of the pics of this new monster, the Tritovore, which have been springing up on various sites and forums (and you can go directly to to the images - and more - by clicking on the post title immediately below). But in case you're too lazy and want me to do all the work for you, here's a pic of Dr Who's new alien. Scariest ever?? Whaddya think, Stuffers?



Er.....Can I come back to you on that one???

Easter TV Preview: He Is Coming...

He's back! And it's about time...etc... We're just a couple of weeks away now from the broadcast of the first of this year's Dr Who special episodes (in the absence of a full new series). These are, of course, the last episodes to feature David Tennant and 'Planet of the Dead', due to be screened over Easter (maybe not on Easter Saturday so keep your eyes peeled!) is now,presumably, finished and ready for the off. The first proper publicity pics are finding their way onto the net now so, by way of a taster, here's one for you. 'Planet of the Dead' guest-stars Michelle Ryan, Lee Evans and Adam James and sees the Doctor fighting the alien Tritovores on two worlds. With the help of a red London bus. Only on Dr Who...



Click the post title above to be directed to the 'Spoiler TV' site and a string of new images from the episode. Spoilerphobes beware!!!

UK TV Charts - w/e 8th March 2009

With apologies (again!) for the delay, here's rundown of the Top 20 most popular UK TV programmes or series for the week ending Sunday 8th March 2009 collated from information compiled and presented by BARB. Note that figures for multi-episode TV broadcasts (ie soaps or other shows with more than one episode per week) are rounded up into an average figure for the series and are denoted in the chart by * News broadcasts are excluded from the figures.

1) Coronation Street (ITV1)......................10.04 *
2) Dancing On Ice (ITV1)..........................9.33 *
3) EastEnders (BBC1)..............................8.57 *
4) Wild At Heart (ITV1)...........................8.52
5) Let's Dance For Comic Relief (BBC1)............8.44
6) Emmerdale (ITV1)...............................7.37 *
7) Casualty (BBC1)................................7.05
8) Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (ITV1)...7.00
9) Lark Rise To Candleford (BBC1).................6.78
10) Antiques Roadshow (BBC1).......................6.73
11) National Lottery Saturday Draws (BBC1).........6.48
12) Law and Order:UK (ITV1)........................6.24
13) Who Do You Think You Are? (BBC1)...............5.99
14) Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV1)....................5.97
15) Holby City (BBC1)..............................5.93
16) P**rs M*rg*n's Life Stories (ITV1).............5.74
17) Rogue Traders (BBC1)...........................5.32
18) Creature Comforts (ITV1).......................5.06
19) The Bill (ITV1)................................5.00 *
20) Watchdog (BBC1)................................4.94

Chart commentary: Another week, another chart - and nothinbg much to write hoime about. The Top ten remains static with its soap sandwich with a bit of celebrity dancing/skating to break up/increase the monotony. Fortunately 5 of this week's top ten shows are just about to reach the end of their runs so it'll be ncie to see a few new titles in the chart in the next couple of weeks. Distressing to see the odious P**rs "My chat show's more popular than Jonathan Ross's" M*rg*n's Sunday night car crash still doing well - although I suspoect that's more due to the very ITV list of celebs M*rg*n choses to grill - I mean, come on: Ulrika, Sharon Osbourne, Jordan...pretty much aiming squarely at ITV's key demographic there, a handful of names who are at the core of ITV's reputation problems at the moment. Elsewhere Law and Order:Uk holds up weel in week two - its figures are pretty steady now at the 6 million plus mark so future series must be assured. The drawing of a few Lottery numbers continues to appeal on a Saturday night (I won a tenner last night!) and BBC stalwarts Watchdog and Rogue Traders slip under the radar to grab a couple of slots towards the end of the chart - showing, if nothing else, that the British viewing public likes to see its fellow punters in distress.